SAILOR ON LAND

New Mexico

What does a sailor do when she sets foot on dry (very dry) land?

• Flush the toilet just to watch.
• Take a long, long shower.
• Watch Bonanza on TV. (TV!)
• Eat a peanut patty (okay, only in New Mexico).
• Wash my face with cold water -- by choice.
• Sit on a poofy couch and then in a recliner. Aaahh.
• Drive to two different grocery stores in a car.
• Adjust the whole house to my desired temperature. Oh, yeah!